The famous psychic Conrad Brian is forming a new religion, called Harperology. They worship the Beaming Face of Harper, and his god-like ability to stop earthquakes in the Ottawa Valley.
Harperologists contribute heavily to the Conservative Party, and expect to get a tax exemptions for their numerous business activities, such as MDS. They hope to get Tom Cruise to convert, with an offer of more money.
Says Minister Brian, "With Harperology, we kill two birds with one stone ... a glamorous religion, and a way to slip money under the table, wrapped in our embossed offering envelopes."