Yummy! There must be something about geologists! Perhaps it's that special smell from not bathing in field camp! Could be that tender meat from all those beers. Or perhaps being pickled in bug spray adds that special flavouring.
Anyway, a group of geologists find themselves on the buffet table, with a huge lineup of 'beary' hungry customers. Can they talk their way out of this? Will they be able to put everyone asleep with tales of Gabbro hunting in the Himalayas? Stay tuned.