Ohhh! I just got a T. Cruise-ology ad to appear on my blog! (I can't say the real name, or I'll blow up into flames!). I mean, give them all your money, and maybe they'll throw some this way! This is soooo great! I wonder who I'll offend? Maybe 'Old Shortie Wife Slaver' will actually contact me? I could be in fan magazine, with him up to my chest! Talk about a Mission Impossible!