Volcano in Hamilton

I'm so close to that movie deal, I can taste it! I'm going to have to take a pill to calm down! I actually talked to a guy from London, with an English accent, no less! Wow!

A giant volcano starts to rise in Hamilton.... People scream: "Oh no, it's a volcano!".

I'll actually miss a few good things in Hamilton. My daughter, for one, will have to find a new university. And I really like that pub beside her new house. Other than that... nah!

I wrote a poem:

Hamilton, 'twas a nice town.

It was there, now it's gone.

ps. there is actually some reality behind all this, but this is the best you'll get.... :)