A giant volcano starts to rise in Hamilton.... People scream: "Oh no, it's a volcano!".
I'll actually miss a few good things in Hamilton. My daughter, for one, will have to find a new university. And I really like that pub beside her new house. Other than that... nah!
I wrote a poem:
Hamilton, 'twas a nice town.
It was there, now it's gone.
ps. there is actually some reality behind all this, but this is the best you'll get.... :)