Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Port Hope Cursed by Celebrities


Calling Port Hope a “tragedy,” Caldicott says people should never be exposed to radioactive material. Even so-called low-level radiation causes high-level doses when it gets inside the body and turns cells cancerous in a “silent process” that takes five to 60 years, she says.

Yeah, a zero-tolerance jet-setter!  She probably sucks in more radioactivity than any Hoper!  All that radioactivity (jet-setting, mountain living, field ploughing) is probably equivalent to half a cigarette on every Sunday.


crf said...

Cancer: it works like this?

Harold Asmis said...

PC Weaseling: Nobody is wishing cancer upon Port Hope. For those who believe we can wish cancer, we offer our humblest apologies.