Dear Arkansas, Yesterday you got an M4.7, and you can be expecting the twin brother soon. As you must be aware, I have been pushing this recipe for earthquakes for a long time. I have owned the 'stress corrosion, thrust-wing fault mechanism' for as long as I can remember, which is a good few days now.
This is as good a patent as most software trolls, so I demand 10% of all your 'Earthquake Tourism' revenues! Although I appreciate that you have proven me totally right, over all those other clue-losers, this does not bring in the bacon. Since you have very mucky soils, and are well on your way to copying Christchurch, please do not house the tourists in brick houses, or soft-story high-rises. I recommend tents.
Keep on with that injection, and I look forward to our successful negotiations. If not ...... SEE YOU IN EAST TEXAS!!