Sunday, February 20, 2011
Evil Arkansas Earthquake Plot Continues
ATTENTION, MINIONS! Last year we stole the moon, but this is even better! We are creating a new giant earthquake zone. It's in the middle of a bunch of creationists, so who cares? But soon it will become big enough to threaten the Clinton Museum! THEY WILL PAY!
The plan is simplicity itself. Disguised as a simple Starbucks, we have strategically placed injection wells along a weak thrust fault. All that we brew, we inject down 12,000 feet. This has the combined effect of creating a pressure bulb, as well as eating at the rock. The earthquake plots show our great success so far, and those locals don't have a clue!
As the fault gets bigger, we open up more Special Starbucks! There is already a strike-slip tail going off NE, but soon we'll have one at the other end of the thrust, going SW, straight to Little Rock! Our baby can already create M4's, but we are not happy with that. As it grows, we'll get M5's, and when it gets as big as the Toronto baby, an M6! As we speak, we are building a giant dam, so that our baby Frankie can feed itself, just like it's big brother up the valley. Those local dolts think these earthquake zones are dead because there is no accumulating strain, like the west coast. Ha, we'll show them!
Keep up the good work, minions. Evil is, as Evil does!