Books Ready for the Digitizer
Of course we know what the Harperites think digitizing is: All shredded up into tiny bits and bites (sic).
They fired all the librarians way before they digitized, and there was no scientific input since they're all gone as well. I think I can see all the seismic records from Lake Ontario in there. Ah well, it is better all 'round if they are caught like chickens in the headlights when something big like an ice storm or an earthquake hits. :)