Cottage Report - Cold
Here we are sitting on our dock in our winters. The past few days have been the weirdest weather I've ever seen. Each day we are bombarded by the Arctic Vortex, and it battles the summer sun. So we have nice sunny weather in the morning, and then come the Funnel Clouds, huge horrible things. One went south of us and got the nice town of Lakefield. Hydro poles and stuff down, I don't know what else.
Could everybody breathe a big harder?
Update: The weather forecast was calling for 'funnel clouds', we were missing some fennel for a recipe and constantly called them 'fennel clouds' because they were big and round.