Another grabber headline to get them to react. They have never done 'social' very well because they are all anti-social and very nasty nerds. They cut me off adsense forever with no pardon ever. Such trumpies! So, as an organization, Mr. G is a Scrooge for Christmas.
Amazon pays me generously for helping them out. I help out Mr. G all the time, but do I get anything? Their Map G-Guides points are pitiful joke. Kill yourself for a buck! No way!
And now Mr. G is in big trouble with the whole world because he is evil and taking over everything. Yet, there is hope for Scrooge at Christmas.
Mr. G, you will be visited by three ghosts.
Christmas past - you were a happy little organization, out to change the world, and to not be evil. What happened to that? You should cry.
Christmas present - You are a cheap bastard. Little Timmy is about to die. Geofish has a scrawny turkey because you are so cheap. Crowds are outside the gates, demanding your head.
Christmas future - you visit the grave of little Timmy. And then your own grave. Nobody misses you, and they fight over your scraps. The gravestone reads: Here lies somebody, we can't remember, who couldn't do anything social because they were so cheap.
But you can wake up in the morning! Cast off your cheapness, and follow all my suggestions. It's a new dawn (oxymoron, Disney). :)
**whoops, I may have falsely accused Disney of committing an oxymoron without a license, but they are really nasty (you know what you did!)
**Mr. G has a nasty PR department that only whitewashes things after they are in the news by the last remaining newspapers, which Mr. G killed. :)